The other day I offered ficlets for that alphabet meme thing, and a lot of you took me up on it! So here they are, in an easy-to-read form. There are still a few letters left but I think I'm pretty safe in saying that I have fulfilled all requests!

( B: is for boyfriends, Justin/JC (popslash), for brighton_girl )

This is a rap about Gossip Girl and it is the best thing I have seen in weeks.

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"I'll put my phallus in your chalice / Was that too callous?" is my new favorite thing EVER.

Okay, what brand of crack are the Idol judges smoking?? I can sort of understand them liking 'Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me' more than Cook's 'Still Haven't Found' (and don't even get me started on Clive "I'm even older than John McCain and dirt combined" Davis's poor song choice), but for the original song? Cook's was the first time I have ( Read more... )

OMFG, GOSSIP GIRL!!! Seeing as GG is not a show I watch for any in-depth discussions or social commentary, I just want to say that for the first time ever, Vanessa looked pretty in her Jenny Dress, Serena's dress was RIDICULOUS with her black gloves and yet awesome all the same, Georgina is crazycakes but no match for Queen B, and Blair owns my ( Read more... )